Every morning I take a hacksaw and neatly trim my beard
but it’s not my only routine, I also chop down noisy scene kids
Hey, what’s up pal? What’s going on?
How long you’ve been growing that?
Can I get your barber’s Instagram profile?
I’m copping trees left and right
chop chop, fuck you and your barbershop
So be a man a help me out
like a bearded man
that you are
like a bearded man
10 Dollar coffee nametag to me seems so bizzare
that’s not an arrow tattoo, that’s a ten inch chainsaw scar
I’m copping trees left and right
chop chop, fuck you and your barbershop
So be a man and help me out
chop chop, what the fuck is indie pop?
‘Cause having prepubescent chest hair
don’t mean, you can leave the daycare
So grab and axe and represent
Hey, what’s up pal, want some food on the go?
Want some gluten free avocado?
Why don’t you stop by my girlfriend’s slam poetry show?
So fuck your bowties and fuck your suspenders
‘cause you’re all just a bunch of pretenders
I’m copping trees left and right
chop chop, fuck you and your barbershop
So be a man and help me out
chop chop, what the fuck is indie pop?
‘Cause having prepubescent chest hair
don’t mean, you can leave the daycare
So grab and axe and represent
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